Who is it that discovered how tight a ducks arse is ?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the third hand on the watch is called a second hand?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food? There is fish flavoured!
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
So what's the speed of dark?