A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' |
Reminds me of that one Dave Chapelle skit.When asked about the difficulties of being a blind musician, Stevie Wonder replied.. "It could be worse, I could be black."
Willie Nelson often admitted that he could never beat Ray Charles at chess. To level the playing field, Ray insisted on turning off the lights every time it was Willie’s move.Reminds me of that one Dave Chapelle skit.
I’m a huge Mel Brooks fan. In Mel’s 2020 memoir, he repeatedly stated that people often assume comedians get into the business as an escape from a lousy childhood. Mel, on the other hand, had a wonderful childhood in which he and his brothers “played like puppies in a box”. Mel has always used comedy as a means to recapture that childhood joy.
Took me a while to figure it out. hahaha. That's actually a pretty funny joke."Arthritis." LOL! reminds me of this one (may have already been posted):
An old woman's husband of over 50 years died. She was depressed and decided she could not go on alone. Wanting to join him in the afterlife she went to a doctor, and asked "Where is the heart located?" The doctor told her it is beneath the left breast. The old woman goes home that night, pulls out her husband's old military sidearm and loads it with one bullet. She places the barrel under her left breast and pulls the trigger. Later that night the woman was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.