A little boy is sobbing, so his teacher asks him what is wrong.
”My feet hurt.”, he replies.
The teacher looks down and says, “The problem is that you have your shoes on the wrong feet.”
Now the boy really starts to wail. “These are the only feet I have!”
A man walks into the doctor's room and says, "Doc, all I do is dream about wigwams and teepees!", as he fervently explains.
The doctor takes a bit of time to look at him and finally says, "Ahhhh, yes, take these", as he hands the man a bottle of pills while looking seriously at him. "I can see you're too tense!"