Today's Chuckle
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Canada Jim
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Reminds me of the word Nonya...Nonya business...lol
oldjazznut
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mikelz777
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So close, yet so far away!
Canada Jim
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I know what I want for Christmas.
Canada Jim
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Four Beer company CEO's were having a meeting in a pub and decided to have a drink.
Budweiser CEO ordered a Bud Light.
Miller CEO ordered a Miller light.
Coors CEO ordered a Coors Light.
Guinness CEO ordered a COKE.
They asked him why he ordered a Coke instead of a GUINNESS.
The CEO replied, "If you guys aren't drinking beer then neither am I!"
Budweiser CEO ordered a Bud Light.
Miller CEO ordered a Miller light.
Coors CEO ordered a Coors Light.
Guinness CEO ordered a COKE.
They asked him why he ordered a Coke instead of a GUINNESS.
The CEO replied, "If you guys aren't drinking beer then neither am I!"
Canada Jim
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Canada Jim
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Archie is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car.
"What's up, Jimmy?" he asks.
"Piston broke," he replies.
"Aye, same as maself. . ."
"What's up, Jimmy?" he asks.
"Piston broke," he replies.
"Aye, same as maself. . ."
Made this one up myself. But feel free to steal it.
Two colanders are sitting on a park bench, chatting:
“I just had my three little grandchildren staying with me for two weeks.”
“So how did it go?”
“Frankly, it was a strain.”
Two colanders are sitting on a park bench, chatting:
“I just had my three little grandchildren staying with me for two weeks.”
“So how did it go?”
“Frankly, it was a strain.”
Hope all is well and you didn't suffer any damage today, 
