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    Default Air ukulele defense clears man of indecency charges

    In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2076250

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    Since he claimed ukulele, he probably got off with an insanity plea....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kmetzger View Post
    In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2076250
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    I too hate getting caught strumming it.
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    I think the guy was telling the truth. If he'd been lying, he'd have claimed "air Guitar" which the average person would find more believable. I mean, "air Ukulele" sounds kind of perverted just on the face of it! And yes, I think that's all Tiny Tim's fault.
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