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    Default NUD: Meet Marty.



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    I've had my eyeballs peeled for a tiny falsetto looker for a while now. Call me a fetishist, but I actually wanted an older one.

    Finally spotted one--the elusive buggers, as fearful of broad daylight as a roach--and when she shot me that cyclops-stink eye, I threw up in my mouth a bit, so startled was I.

    You see, I was just moseying around, kicking a can, minding my own business, when I caught a flash of the crushed-velvet blue nap in her case. Then it was her: that thin neck, the pinched waistline, those hardwood curves resplendent in black-white-black-white-black-white jewelry. Ooo, la-la! Granted, this little nonagenarian is a touch antique, even for my esoteric tastes. But still, she's managed to retain that youthful body-shimmer if you stare at her just right (try it: one eye fully closed, the other staring at the far wall).

    To put it bluntly, I was saltwater taffy: as gooey and overly-sweet on her as a lousy confection. So smitten was I that, had she asked me for my left incisor, I would have handed it to her, with a pair of bloody pliers, on a goddamned silver platter!

    It's a wonder that I could think straight enough to ask her to my place for a nightcap. But I did. Astonishingly, she said "Yes". No conditions or anything!

    Pssst. It's the next morning. And (whispering) she's still here, smoking a Camel filterless and making herself an omelette with the rancid eggs from the back of my fridge.
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    Is she on facebook mate? Wouldn't mind sending her a friend request...

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    Wow, that is beautiful. What year? And, how was the omelette? ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippie Dribble View Post
    Is she on facebook mate? Wouldn't mind sending her a friend request...
    Very Funny, John. LOL

    Fancy looking, what year is Marty? Congrats to the new happy couple, I bet the others will be jealous.
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    Dude, that may actually be a guy (it has a mustache). Well, come to think of it so did my aunt Hoppy.

    But it is pretty. It has a certain oh I don't know what, um... "Je ne sais quoi". Yeah that's it.

    Congratulations.
    Rodney Paul Adams

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    so nice!! when are you getting a 5K?

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    Very beautiful ukulele. Very jarring description.
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    Beautiful. I'd give a left and right incisor for her.
    [B]Matt

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    Congrats Steve! Glad you didn't loose teeth in obtaining such a rare ageless, classy beauty.
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    Just what you needed Steve! A vintage Martin. Congrats!

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