Jim Hanks
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one of the hula dancers had a huge tattoo of
Heres a thought I,ve just had
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George Steinbrenner on her left arm, plus a few more:
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Washington crossing the Delaware, the Wreck of the Hesperus, and the Battle of Waterloo. Being naturally curious, and somewhat taken by this maiden, Cpt. Spaulding sidled up to her on the QT, and asked, "What's your name, honey?"
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"My name sir is none of your business. What you should really be concerned about is"
Down Up Dick
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"Where the heck is Darth Vader"? He's gonna get us all into
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jollyboy
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" ... warm fuzzy memories to comfort us in our twilight years. Vader swore he could get us those passes (something about 'the power of the Dark Side') and we need to be at that party, or else... "
Yoda will pissed......really really pissed "There is no try, there is only do or do not" he would say while pouring his favorite beverage of
ukuleleden
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...bananas and peanut butter which is of course a tribute to Elvis who surely would have done a sequel to Blue Hawaii if only he could get the band to
Dwjkerr
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play on old beat up mahalos, but
nooooooo, the band said that since it's a sequel to Blue Hawaii they would only play K-brands or Mya-Moe blue pond myrtle tenors, and we all know
jollyboy
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that Elvis had already left the building (to go to the bathroom), making it impossible to get a final decision and thus consigning Blue Hawaii 2 to development hell. However...
Ukejenny
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a 62 year old street walker from Pugtussle, North Dakota, who had ended up on the scene because she had mistakenly,
Tootler
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found herself in the middle of a...
Tootler
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Vogon interplanetary motorway construction site. Feeling a little anxious, she decided to..
Down Up Dick
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play her heavy metal harp Uke. The music sounded like rippling, gurgling
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ukuleleden
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...version of William Shatner singing Covers of Elton John songs while
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