Heres a thought I,ve just had

onion rings, that were so big they could be worn around the waist like lifebuoys, and could even be spun like hula hoops, which made the hula girls happy, especially when...
 
...they'd take their ukulele to the streets singing their favor rendition of Twist and Shout which only led to
 
an explosion so big that the earth was immediately vaporized! But, luckily, there was another planet that had been terraformed and was ready to be inhabited, newly named Ukeanus. Once the few surviving ships landed and the people began to inhabit Uneanus, .....

(I can't believe this thing is still going!)
 
the agrarians among them began experimenting with the cultivation of novel species of wood, thinking that perhaps the unique temperature and humidity of their new home planet might yield a previously-unknown standard for the building of ukuleles.
 
The colonists also discovered a new element, that they chose to name ukeanium. It was quickly discovered that ukeanium could be used to make the best ukulele strings ever - strings that combined the most desirable qualities of nylon, gut and fluorocarbon, strings that sounded awesome when plucked and strummed, strings that delivered rich, full overtones and superb clarity and separation. It was like some impossible, fantastic dream...

Oh, damn! it was a dream.

Captain Spaulding woke with a sudden start and...
 
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Realized that he needed to get his his tablet so he could download a new app that allowed for variable comparison of different strings used in conjunction with different tone woods that allowed him to...
 
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Made him bow his head in shame as he failed to execute the proper use of the dress code that resulted in
 
Accept him as is ... Much to his surprise he found UU, started playing Madonna tunes dressing in drag (not thT there is anything wrong with that l) on an old Matrin standard Uke .... His videos on YouTube ...
 
rapidly went viral making him (her?) an overnight internet sensation and resulting in a 23 album deal with Cynical Exploitation Records plc, as well as a global stadium tour starting in...
 
Maple Grove, West Virgina at Uncle Kenny's Pub and Laundrymat where he will be the opening act for
 
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The original cast of Beatlemania, never mind the dentures, gray hair and
 
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