For thoes who care, I found this mashup of "Streets of Loredo" Use your own cords. I'd record this but I am sans Recording thingie just now.
As I was dumped out on the streets of El Paso
As I was dumped out in El Paso one day
I met a pendejo with two tiny manos
Yes, two tiny manos and hair stacked like hay.
"I see by your outfit that you are a Meskin"
These words did he say as I laughed at his looks.
"Go back to Honduras or some other country –
You people are rapists and dealers and crooks"
"Pendejo", I answered, "tu hija es puta –
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
Go off and suck up to the Russians and Saudis
You overweight idiot, liar and clown."
Not PC but fits the days news cycle.