Pre-download: check
Pipboy app downloaded to tablet: check
Drivers updated: check
X-Box controller: check
Orbweaver: check
Snack food and drink: check
UI and cable bill paid: check
Minimum system requirements met: check
Ukuleles in reach: check
Waiting on 12am EST: check
Hmmm I want a pizza or a calzone now.
Pipboy app downloaded to tablet: check
Drivers updated: check
X-Box controller: check
Orbweaver: check
Snack food and drink: check
UI and cable bill paid: check
Minimum system requirements met: check
Ukuleles in reach: check
Waiting on 12am EST: check
Hmmm I want a pizza or a calzone now.