YUP, that's right - I admit it.
I am an obsessed player of the ukulele, and can never have enough - I realized that my compulsion will never be satisfied, until I have at lease ONE OF EACH, of ALL the THINGS, related to UKULELE.
Spring cleaning?
Downsizing?
Feel guilty that it gets little or no play time?
Got ukulele CDs you never listen to any more?
Got any music books just gathering dust?
Tenor is neglected since you got hooked on sopranino?
Become totally guilt-free and send it all to me, where I will cherish and care for it until the end of time.
Please carefully pack and ship your items to the address enclosed or inquire within for further details.
All donations will be carefully and meticulously handled and stored in a climate-controlled and hermetically sealed environment when not in use.
Payment to you will be in the form of my eternal gratitude and friendship, and when Providence manifests itself, payback in proper karma.
Mahalo!
Booli
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(FYI: this is only HALF tounge-in-cheek and satire of UAS, which runs deep for many, and is defined in quite a few different ways depending what opinion you are reading)
This is only a joke, until (and if, and it's a BIG if) folks actually send me anything.
Donations gladly accepted, but I will still be very happy if this post has only made you laugh, but please dont hate me, as I'm only trying to be funny here.
I am an obsessed player of the ukulele, and can never have enough - I realized that my compulsion will never be satisfied, until I have at lease ONE OF EACH, of ALL the THINGS, related to UKULELE.
Spring cleaning?
Downsizing?
Feel guilty that it gets little or no play time?
Got ukulele CDs you never listen to any more?
Got any music books just gathering dust?
Tenor is neglected since you got hooked on sopranino?
Become totally guilt-free and send it all to me, where I will cherish and care for it until the end of time.
Please carefully pack and ship your items to the address enclosed or inquire within for further details.
All donations will be carefully and meticulously handled and stored in a climate-controlled and hermetically sealed environment when not in use.
Payment to you will be in the form of my eternal gratitude and friendship, and when Providence manifests itself, payback in proper karma.
Mahalo!
Booli
l
o
o
k
d
o
w
n
h
e
r
e
V
(FYI: this is only HALF tounge-in-cheek and satire of UAS, which runs deep for many, and is defined in quite a few different ways depending what opinion you are reading)
This is only a joke, until (and if, and it's a BIG if) folks actually send me anything.
Donations gladly accepted, but I will still be very happy if this post has only made you laugh, but please dont hate me, as I'm only trying to be funny here.
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