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    Default Obsessed Ukulele Hoarder - needs MOAR - read inside :)

    YUP, that's right - I admit it.

    I am an obsessed player of the ukulele, and can never have enough - I realized that my compulsion will never be satisfied, until I have at lease ONE OF EACH, of ALL the THINGS, related to UKULELE.

    Spring cleaning?
    Downsizing?
    Feel guilty that it gets little or no play time?
    Got ukulele CDs you never listen to any more?
    Got any music books just gathering dust?
    Tenor is neglected since you got hooked on sopranino?

    Become totally guilt-free and send it all to me, where I will cherish and care for it until the end of time.

    Please carefully pack and ship your items to the address enclosed or inquire within for further details.

    All donations will be carefully and meticulously handled and stored in a climate-controlled and hermetically sealed environment when not in use.

    Payment to you will be in the form of my eternal gratitude and friendship, and when Providence manifests itself, payback in proper karma.

    Mahalo!

    Booli


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    (FYI: this is only HALF tounge-in-cheek and satire of UAS, which runs deep for many, and is defined in quite a few different ways depending what opinion you are reading)

    This is only a joke, until (and if, and it's a BIG if) folks actually send me anything.

    Donations gladly accepted, but I will still be very happy if this post has only made you laugh, but please dont hate me, as I'm only trying to be funny here.
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    Guinea proverb: "A cow that has no tail should not try to chase away flies."

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    Booli, when I am so rich that I don't need them anymore, you can have all my back issues of Ukulele Magazine, all the strings I take off my ukes, and my tuners when they break, and all the sheet music of the songs I know by heart.
    Funny guy.....
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickie View Post
    Booli, when I am so rich that I don't need them anymore, you can have all my back issues of Ukulele Magazine, all the strings I take off my ukes, and my tuners when they break, and all the sheet music of the songs I know by heart.
    Funny guy.....
    Nickie - thanks ever so much for thinking of me. You know I love you, right?

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    oh yeah....
    no problemo!
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Don't forget tuners.
    Kathryn

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    dang an self admitted hoarder.. never ever heard of one.. you can send me the over flow if you don't have room Booli
    Making music is a gift in itself, and when you can share it ....it is your gift to others

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    What, no Ukulele themed Hawaiian Shirts wanted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spongeuke View Post
    What, no Ukulele themed Hawaiian Shirts wanted?

    Well okay, I'll take those if large or x large.

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    'bout to say... I thought you were totally hooked on your Fluke.

    To be honest though, I'm thinking of selling one of mine!

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    You should have caught me two years ago when I went through 16 ukes in a year. But now I have an alternate place to give them, the Ukulele Kids Club ((plug them whenever I get the opportunity, see my signature). With only about a year of bass behind me, I'm still accumulating bass ukes, so nothing for you there.

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