I happened upon this blurb and thought it was funny and odd that some folks are so desperate to play ukulele, that sadly, they are driven to crime to satisfy their affliction...
from http://www.theunion.com/news/local-news/police-blotter-tattooed-man-reportedly-steals-ukulele-flees/
Police blotter of Western Nevada County said:4:13 p.m. - A caller from a business in the 100 block of West Main Street reported a man with a tattoo on his head stole a ukulele. He was arrested on suspicion of shoplifting and possessing stolen property.
from http://www.theunion.com/news/local-news/police-blotter-tattooed-man-reportedly-steals-ukulele-flees/