Thanks for that. Have you heard the parody of David Mallet's song called
The Anti-Gardening Song
Slug by slug, weed by weed
Boy this garden's got me tee'd
All the insects come to feed
On my tomato plants
Sunburnt face, skinned up knees
The kitchen's choked with zucchinis
I'm shopping at the A&P's
Next time I get the chance