Johnny take my wife
after johnny eat me food, after Johnny wear me clothes
after johnny drink me rum
johnny turned around and he take my wife
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ah look a misery, whenever I meet johnny
people,people will be sorry to see
the grave for johnny and the gallows for me
my wife was so very nice, so I used to treat her right
johnny come with his sweet mouth
and chat up me wife till he knock her out
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I went in the house to get me gun, me wife sees me coming and
she starts to run
but let me tell you where I lose me head
that johnny was hiding underneath the bed
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This mr Johnny must be very nice,
for me wife call Johnny in her sleep last night
From today I intend to go,
on a hunt for mr Johnny that gigolo
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johnny you should never do a thing like that
to bite papa houdini in the back
but the judge and jury going to see my face
for this thing going to end in a murder case