This is a long wait...
I think I am next though.
Every Friday is Stupid Joke Friday on a local radio station.
This morning had a funny one.
Guy goes in to a pet store, says he is looking for an unusual pet.
Salesman says, "You find anything more unusual that this - it's a centipede, and he likes to talk!"
The guy takes it home. He asks the centipede, "Hey you want to go for a walk?"
Silence.
He waits a little while, maybe the centipede is shy in his new home, you know? Anyway, he asks again.
Silence.
Three and a half hours later, the guy is getting kind of pissed, he says, "Hey - we gonna go walk or what?!?!"
The centipede says, "Jeez, I heard you the first time, I'm still putting on my shoes!"