Croaky Keith
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Have you ever seen a cubby?
So why does some furniture have cubby holes?
So why does some furniture have cubby holes?
Sotu 330 "furniture, fixtures & fittings"
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Season 330. Submission 1. "Song of Long Ago" (Words and music by Carole King, 1971. Recorded by Carole King)
Thank you for hosting, Val, and your great theme!
And here's a song with a lamp in it, which I hope will count.
Thank you for hosting, Val, and your great theme!
And here's a song with a lamp in it, which I hope will count.
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Here you are. A traditional song. This one dates from the 16th century. It has a rather lovely tune too.
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Groan!
Groan you say? Did you think that was painful?
Speaking of pain.....
Why did the house go to the doctor?..... Because it had a window pane!
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LINDA!!!! Where are you finding these jokes???? Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed today ... Internet permitting, I hope to be back on track tomorrow. Has anyone got any songs about those smaller, but no less essential fixtures and fittings in our houses ... handles, door knobs, plumbing and etc.? Meanwhile, I leave you with this:-
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Oh, and I just found a special furniture joke for Lynda/BEV!
Goodnight!
Goodnight!
lelouden
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I keep them hidden in a special box!
Speaking of boxes......
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties?....... A cereal criminal!
DelGriff
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Hmm - think I need to inject a bit of much-needed charisma into my performances here - maybe Recovering Bassist or Harry122 could provide a few tips?
Anyway - here’s an old favourite of mine by the Squeeze - another sad one. There’s an armchair, a clock, a shelf, a wall and a TV in there somewhere so I think it qualifies.
Anyway - here’s an old favourite of mine by the Squeeze - another sad one. There’s an armchair, a clock, a shelf, a wall and a TV in there somewhere so I think it qualifies.
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It's too hot to record this outside on the front porch, and if I waited for it to be cool enough, it would be September.
Jazzbanjorex
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Little know fact. You can listen to an a.m. radio in the evening.
Little know fact. You can listen to an a.m. radio in the evening.
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:bowdown: !!!!!
lol!!!!!!
ok here is a homemade song, a family effort - my parents :rock: helped me with some of the lame rhyme ideas!
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Knock, knock
Who's there
A door.
A door who.
I adore you.
Knock, knock
Who's there
A door.
A door who.
I adore you.
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A barstool is rather part of a public bar, but haven't some people home bars?
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paoriginal for Season 330
Granddad Heaton made all the things made of wood you can see behind me here.
Granddad Heaton made all the things made of wood you can see behind me here.
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RAB11
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Think I've covered that just fine
How about a joke in song form?
Sofa.... So good.... so close... yet still sofa
Hopefully this will allow me to furnish you with more songs as the week goes on Val.
Edit: no idea why my tablet recorded in portrait despite being on its side
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