Spider Sex

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An original song about Spider Sex.


The male spider has his penis
Directly beside his eyes
He has to be very cautious
And take the lady spider by surprise
Because she just might eat him
If she is not in the mood that night
He has to be very careful
Trying to avoid her love bite
She can keep his sperm inside her
She can keep it there for 2 years
Spider Sex is not about pleasure
For the male its all about fear.
 
This song is about as whacky and off the wall as any song I have ever heard.
But I loved it. lol
 
Hah! I’m off on a mission to find them all now mate! lol
 
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