Mind Control: The A=440Hz conspiracy

"Whatever the case, when I tried A=432, I found too much discord between my chi, my aura and the crystal pyramid vibrations, while my theta waves went totally epsilon, so I took some aspirin, did some yoga asanas in my magic underpants and returned to A=440. I think that answers the original question and, for me at least, debunks the theory that modern tuning is out of harmony with the cosmos. I'm more concerned with whether the reference pitch is in tune with power line frequencies and microwave signals, which surely have more effect on us than weak cosmic background noise from sources unimaginably distant."

Best laugh I've had all day!
 
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