Gopnik squat Gopnik squat You won’t
be sorry doing the Gopnik squat
Flat cap on your head the wrong way round
Feet flat firmly on the ground,
Gopnik squat Gopnik squat You won’t
be sorry doing the Gopnik squat
squating down and getting drunk on Kvas,
hopin that he high will last and last
Gopnik squat Gopnik squat You won’t
be sorry doing the Gopnik squat
You don’t need burberry to look like a Chav
just squat down as though your on the Lav
Gopnik squat Gopnik squat
You won’t be sorry doing the Gopnik squat
Three stripes for life in you fake Abibas,
popping sunflower seeds adds a bit of class