Swamp Yankee
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broomstick neck profiles.
Bridge pins... I have a couple of instruments that have them but I had to work really hard to look past it.Okay, I'll start a topic.
We all like to talk about what things we love the most about our instruments. But being the diverse group that all humanity falls into, we also know that what one person loves, another may hate just as passionately.
Without getting personal (please, let's not bash any brands or makers here), and assuming the hypothetical instrument is your preferred size, already sounds as great as you'd hoped, and price is no object (don't hate something because you can't afford it!), what specific "feature" on a ukulele would make you wrinkle your nose and say "No, thanks!" more than anything else?
bratsche
Intonation. Oh, you said it already sounds great.
Then there is no deal breaker.
Interesting the list developing here. Not a fan of the pin bridges either, but might live with it on the right instrument.
Forgot about extended fretboards on sopranos.
I'm going to assume the gig bag comment is a joke? "OMG! It's my dream uke and I'll never see one like it again! I've been looking for this exact ukulele for years! I'm in love! Oh, but it comes with a gig bag? Forget it."
Even friction pegs or cheap tuners are easy to change unless it's a super cheap uke that isn't worth upgrading. I guess it depends on how much you like the rest of the ukulele and how unique it is.
Friction tuners (including UPTs)!
Radiused fretboard—though it makes barring slightly easier, otherwise it's a decided liability
Fewer than 17 frets
String-through bridge (a pin bridge is a different story)
Body-defacing factory electronics (though I've caved to get cutaways, and to have amped options)
Gaudy decoration and unnatural colors—okay for a cheap, "fun" uke only
Performer signatures in permanent marker
In recent years I've been passing up ukes that have standard width (35mm) nuts. Give me a wider nut and commensurately wider string spacing.
I've passed up most ukes that lacked side-of-fretboard markers, the ones that are truly functional. But the lack of them does allow me to install markers in a pattern I find clearer and less cluttered, so I'm changing my mind. Still, it does mean extra cost to have markers installed, which I have to factor in.
Okay, I'll start a topic.
We all like to talk about what things we love the most about our instruments. But being the diverse group that all humanity falls into, we also know that what one person loves, another may hate just as passionately.
Without getting personal (please, let's not bash any brands or makers here), and assuming the hypothetical instrument is your preferred size, already sounds as great as you'd hoped, and price is no object (don't hate something because you can't afford it!), what specific "feature" on a ukulele would make you wrinkle your nose and say "No, thanks!" more than anything else?
bratsche