Great job opportunity!

This job opp arrived in my Inbox today. Wow! Think of the ukes I could buy, and I'd be very well dressed too!

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Per hour, eh?

At that rate, if I worked about 8 hours, I could quit - I'd earn 16 year's worth of salary, and when I add that to the Social Security I'll get in 4 years, I could design and build a house with a humidified ukulele room, a recording studio, and full studio for the knitting/spinning/weaving supplies... and maybe get my looms out of storage!

I'd even earn enough money to buy a lottery ticket!

(Of course, when I wake up, and realize this is all a figment of my imagination...)

Yes, but they forgot to mention the job is in Antarctica and you are selling bathing suits.

EDW said:

Yes, but they forgot to mention the job is in Antarctica and you are selling bathing suits.

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It doesn't mention anything about commission or sales quota...or having to wear the merchandise!