Season 424 - ‘On The Spectrum’

YIKES!!! I don't "do" science! How about a hymn of praise to my Microwave Oven ....

"I open your door and get out my fish
How I love that you can thaw out any dish
And your “ping” that tells me dinner is cooked …
I’d give you my heart if you so much as looked!" er ... and etc!
 
YIKES!!! I don't "do" science! How about a hymn of praise to my Microwave Oven ....

"I open your door and get out my fish
How I love that you can thaw out any dish
And your “ping” that tells me dinner is cooked …
I’d give you my heart if you so much as looked!" er ... and etc!
See - you are a scientist! You use science in your kitchen everyday! And conventional ovens use infrared waves - it’s really that simple. And I detect an original collaboration is cooking here between you and Lynda! :)
 
gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, chameleon...

[gets coat]
 
I wrote an original featuring radio waves.
I'm wearing my Manet's "The Balcony " T shirt with added ukes courtesy of uke4ia Jim. Excellent prize!
Thanks for the theme Del old boy.

My heart is a radio
I'm sending out waves
frequency don't matter
same for the lost or saved
I don't care what you believe
when the rivers run dry
I got a well to share
and a raincloud back of my eye

My heart is a radio
you can listen for free
it's got a rhythm and pulse
little boat out on stormy seas
Listen for the reel
Listen for the slap
Listen for the crash
We're on a Nantucket Sleighride
And I hope
We're all coming back

4am to dawn the program is called ' One Regret"
There's a target audience
I haven't found yet
So Julie put your headphones on
twist the dial forward fifteen years
you'll find a different man
to the one that bought you those tears

my heart is a radio
I'm sending out waves
my intentions were good
but more rocky than paved
 
We is cooking with gas, Man!

And that's where you show your lack of science knowledge.....'cos Micro Ding Ovens run on elastictrickerty...and sometimes very little wheels that make the platter go round:smileybounce::smileybounce::cheers:
 
I think we’ve just found next year’s Eurovision entry. Douze points across the board.
lol!!!!!!!!! :rock:


Now how are you gonna defrost bread, after you have done that, or are you, from now on, going to the shed ;).
lol!!! oh dear, i don't think i really thought this through!


ok, blue light, more specifically, a blue neon glow...

"fade away and radiate" by blondie

 
And that's where you show your lack of science knowledge.....'cos Micro Ding Ovens run on elastictrickerty...and sometimes very little wheels that make the platter go round:smileybounce::smileybounce::cheers:

Well, I KNOW that, Sir ... it was just a colloquialism! Never, in my life have I come across a gas-powered microwave!
 
Ooh - a nice crop of early entries - think I’m gonna be a busy boy this week! :)
 
gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, chameleon...

[gets coat]
Hell’s teeth!
:biglaugh:

I think I might do that well known Fab Four song McCartney wrote in his little known other job as a Radiologist, “I’m Looking Through You”.
 
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