I've had my chips

wee_ginga_yin

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My microwave is a spying device
It keeps its eye on me.
My toilet has a camera installed
And it knows when I go to pee

My credit card always keeps track
Of what I buy or sell on ebay
My fridge talks to my mobile phone
Though I can't hear a word they say.

My mobile phone has Gps
And it rarely makes a mistake
Sometimes It just surprises me
For it know when I'm asleep or awake

My browser has a secret cache
It tracks me with a cookie
It feeds me ads of what I like
And I find that kinda spookie.

The time has come I must confess
To get myself off grid
Get back to the wilderness
And keep myself well hid.

 
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