Xyphoid Process Blues
X is for: Xiphoid Process Blues, Liz Brinker 2020
Xiphoid Process
Liz Brinker, 2020
Intro
There are songs about heartache
And there are songs about heartbreak
But since you left darlin’
I’ve got a new take
Yes, somethin’ pains me
But, I’m all about accuracy…(in that general vicinity)
My Xyphoid Process hurts
Now, I know where my heart is
But, since you left that night
All my pain is centered
A little bit lower and a little to the right
Yes, somethin’ pains me
In that general vicinity
My Xiphoid Process hurts
(Break over “Now, I know where...My Xiphoid Process hurts” )
I know it sounds like heartburn
Maybe if you’d return...
Why don’t you come on home, darlin’?
I’m ready for my luck to turn
I’ve got a burnin’ yearnin’
And, ow, my sternum...
My Xiphoid Process hurts
Now, you may say I’m crazy
But I know what I feel
I’m not just hopin’ for the sympathy vote
I know this pain is real
I’ve a got a burnin’ yearnin’
And, ow, my sternum
My Xiphoid Process hurts
My Xiphoid Process hurts