This theme isn't ever going to me much good for me, unless I know in advance to take the week off from work. Last time, I got up to "B" while others finished the alphabet, and the same is happening this week.
So here's "A". It's a Steely Dan song I chose and practiced last night, and recorded today. I'd thought of doing an original called "Archimedes Can Go Screw", but I couldn't come up with anything beyond the title.