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    Talking Share your Best/Favorite Yo momma jokes!

    These are my favorite and the first ones I remember

    Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

    Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

    Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

    Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

    Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

    Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

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    ok we can stop talking about my mom now...

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    one in always use is...
    ur momma so fat wen she was crossing the street a bus hit her.. she turned around n sed who threww that rock!!!
    hahah

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    Ok lets get off mommas, cause I just got off yours.

    I don't know why but I love that one.

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    Yo mama so fat that when she got lost, her picture was on all 4 sides of the milk carton

    FEA

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    Yo momma's so fat, it takes two buses and a shuttle to get on her good side!
    HAha a friend told me that one xP
    Why does your guitar only have four strings?

    See what had happend was. . .
    Their was this dragon right, and the unicorn was standing in the corner. . .and a camel fell from the sky and landed on my guitar! ! !
    And that's why my guitar only has four strings.

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    Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!

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    Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing she said "moving."

    yo mama so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers!

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    bahahaha! I haven't heard those before!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Miu View Post
    ok we can stop talking about my mom now...
    Really guys, I think Fred's mom has had all she can take....
    ...I mean, how many ukuleles does one man need?


    www.youtube.com/menehunenyc

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