I just had a grim thought earlier today but it made me laugh. I thought that even though I have the money to buy another uke (from the sales of two others) maybe I should hold off until the pandemic is over. If I came out on the wrong side of this thing they may need that money to help bury me!
Nah. Just have the family build a pyre with the ukes you never bonded with and ask them to spread the ashes in Hawaii. Preferably in a koa forest.