Football

[Lardy Fatboy]

I'm sure it has been said here before but I'll say it again Football is a game you play primarily with your feet hence the "foot" in the name. Any game where you pick the ball up in your hands and run with it is a derivative of Rugby

Having said that

Come on the Hammers get back where you belong, (and stay out of the Olympic staium!)

[NFLcheesehead1]

Uh...I bet everyone can guess who I like, but I'll go ahead and say....GREEN BAY PACKERS!!! Aaron Rodgers TORE IT UP last year! I feel like he's got a lot more awesome seasons ahead of him.

[Go Pack!]

Cheesehead nation rules!

[Orton Pearson]

Carlisle United
I am very much looking forward to administration (chapter 11 to some of you) which will result in the ownership being wrestled away from Godfrey, Walker and Pike.
There are competent people 'gagging for it'.

[Orton Pearson]

This is often wrongly attributed but at least 40 years ago Malcolm Alison, team manager at Manchester City football club lamented that all of the club's strikers (those players expected to score goals) "...... couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo". A couple of other managers who knew Alison have used the expression during the 1970s & 1980s and have had the origin of the remark wrongly attributed to them.

Tonight Carlisle United produced a performance of such incredible incompetence that they couldn't hit an elephant's arse with a double bass.

[Down Up Dick]

Go Rams! Or not . . .