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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickie View Post
    ....you run out of wall space to hang any more ukes.

    ....you build a new room to store them in.
    Yup! We're building a new house, and ..... well you hit the nail right on the head.
    "The sole cause of all human misery is the inability of people
    to sit quietly in their rooms." - Blaise Pascal, 1670

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasGeorge View Post
    Yup! We're building a new house, and ..... well you hit the nail right on the head.
    Have them save you a couple of planks from the construction. Then have an uke made with it and see if the entire house vibrates sympathetically with the uke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubulele View Post
    It's worse if they see all the cases and ask if you sell coffins for pets.
    Well, I did have a cat shaped more or less like a pineapple.
    "The sole cause of all human misery is the inability of people
    to sit quietly in their rooms." - Blaise Pascal, 1670

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasGeorge View Post
    You know you have UAS when a new friend walks into your house and immediately says, "Oh, do you sell Ukuleles?"
    lol. That is funny!

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    ... you check the Marketplace several times a day, just in case ...
    Kamaka HF3, Tenor
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    Quote Originally Posted by kkimura View Post
    ... you check the Marketplace several times a day, just in case ...
    You caught me in the act, didn't you? LOL.
    I do look every day...or maybe even more often, just in case... but haven't bought anything for 2 years, so I'm keeping my UAS in check.

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    You get your bank statement and try to figure out which uke you can afford!!!!!

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    You suddenly become confused as to which Ukes have been delivered, and which are still on order.
    "The sole cause of all human misery is the inability of people
    to sit quietly in their rooms." - Blaise Pascal, 1670

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    When someone asks how many ukes you have you have to stop and count them up in your head because the number keeps changing. (Then you have to correct yourself when you suddenly remember others you forgot to add the first time around.)
    Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a uke which is basically the same thing.

    Ukes are a lot like potato chips. It's hard to stop with just one!

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    You're waiting for one to arrive, you buy another, and then realize you're checking out the marketplace board all within the same hour.

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