The REAL Season 491 ...Baby, You Can Drive My Car!

LimousinLil · Jul 10, 2021

Greetings, All! Please watch the video to find out the details for this week.

Ryan's splendid absolutely rubbish Season still has a while to run and - owing to circumstances beyond our control - I'm sure there is still a lot of catching up to do in the refuse department.

I shall, therefore, look forward to seeing you perhaps a little later than usual. I'll put up the Playlist when the entries start to arrive. Remember to enjoy yourselves, and, if you are able to find the time to comment on one another's contributions, I know it will be appreciated.

PLAYLIST: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFDjTj2zZYzkGEn2R48BqP_ggw6lhMHW

UkeFoote · Jul 10, 2021

This is crazy - I’ve had “baby you can drive my car” going through my head all morning! Hope I can make it in this week.

Croaky Keith · Jul 11, 2021

Beep, beep......

pabrizzer · Jul 11, 2021

more of a truck drivin song than a car song but it mentions rubber (tyres) and motor - paoriginal

Charley B · Jul 11, 2021

owning a car isn't always a good thing ...

LimousinLil · Jul 11, 2021

VROOM! VROOM! And we're away! Thank you, Brian and Charley ... I'll put the Playlist up in a mo! And Brian (Ukefoote), I have obviously put the fluence on you ... now you will HAVE to contribute this week. And, Keith, "Beep, beep" to you, too!

joo · Jul 11, 2021

Hello Val!
Wonderful theme! And i love the intro video.

Here is mine. It is a lil' animation i made a few months ago and I wrote a song today to go with it.
my dad has dementia. i decided it's time to take him to the seminar of flying ukuleles and Mentos sweets, in my Jaguar.
(Dad loves Mentos mints. He is addicted to them)

Flatbaroque · Jul 11, 2021

Thanks for hosting Val! And from taking time out from handing out water bottles to the Peloton. I believe they are whizzing past up your mountain today. Here's one from Ignatius Popular...Iggy Pop to his friends.

wee_ginga_yin · Jul 11, 2021

The man that owns a used car pierces himself through with many sorrows.

LimousinLil · Jul 11, 2021

I seem to have forgotten how to link to the Playlist ... can someone help me? (The Playlist is on up on my channel but the link that I am getting doesn't seem to be working.)

joo · Jul 11, 2021

Here us the link to the playlist, Val.
Just copy it and use it.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFDjTj2zZYzkGEn2R48BqP_ggw6lhMHW

LimousinLil · Jul 11, 2021

Thank you, Joo! Why couldn't I do that????

Canada Jim · Jul 11, 2021

In the early eighties I was living in a big old farm house with my two five-year old sons. My old pick-up truck had given up the ghost and I traded it on a Pinto from the seventies.

I got home and put the kids to bed and went down to watch some TV. I was watching Johnny Carson and one of his guests was Jim Stafford.

The intro to another guest went something like this:
Johnny: "Our next guest puts his life on the line every day. Have you ever been in a life threatening situation Jim?"
Jim: "Yes Johnny. Once on "Those Amazing Animals" I was in a cage with a Bengal Tiger and I even once rented a car from Hertz when the only thing available was a Pinto."
The audience roared with laughter, but I was clueless.
It was too late to phone anyone to find out what he was talking about and those were the days long before Google. I didn't find out till the next day at work what was so funny about his comment.
That was the worst car I ever owned. This song could be about my old Pinto.

You Don't Wanna Get You One Of Those - Mark Knopfler

joo · Jul 11, 2021

Mmm...
go to the playlist, "folder", and there is an arrow thing that we click on and it opens to a page of options.
Click on COPY to copy the link.
(Ooops, this is replying to Val)

mythinformed · Jul 11, 2021

Thanks for hosting Val x. Here's my bash at Drive by the Cars .......

xommen · Jul 11, 2021

Daddy's gonna pay for you crashed car, is a song by U2 where the title alway intrigued me

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LimousinLil · Jul 11, 2021

joo said:
Mmm...
go to the playlist, "folder", and there is an arrow thing that we click on and it opens to a page of options.
Click on COPY to copy the link.
(Ooops, this is replying to Val)

Thanks, Joo ... I've done it now; not quite sure how!

UkeFoote · Jul 11, 2021

Gary Numan's "Cars", for concert ukulele with singing, overdubs of Ashbory Ubass and tenor ukulele.

Thanks for hosting, Val!

pabrizzer · Jul 11, 2021

a paoriginal written 2016 - thanks for hosting Val - what sort of car do you have? do you have a photo?

i hardly ever clean my vehicle - i took a photo of it recently after its biannual wash ...

btw i believe my favourite car ever owned was a (french)1969 Renault 16TS

or maybe our tiny suzuki 4x4

and we did have a red car - it was an alfa romeo - if you were very very quiet you could hear it rusting away...

LimousinLil · Jul 11, 2021

Oh, dear ... it is VERY late and we have just lost the football!!!! HOWEVER, big thanks to everyone who has contributed today ... we are up to eleven entries! I was looking for jokes about cars with which to regale you, but all the ones I could find were rubbish. There are some very strange car adverts out there, though, and this must be one of the weirdest - what image were they trying to convey???

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