hi it's vince with SLAP CHOP

I don't mean to sound cold, but if I'd been given my druthers, I'd druther it had been the Shamwow guy instead of Billy Mays that croaked, if we had a choice to vote a pitchman off the island.

Billy - ostensibly a nice family man. I kinda liked him. Couldn't you just picture him as the type of guy playing a uke at a family BBQ?

Shamwow guy - hired hookers and got into altercations with at least one, leading to his arrest. Can't really feel sorry for him.

Oh, well, this ain't a tv reality show so it doesn't matter.

R.I.P. Billy Mays.
 
You gettin' this, Camera Guy?
 
i found billy mays too earnest... and loud. vince's demeanor matches my bitter cynicism. he's the nihilist's pitchman.
 
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