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    Cool Shoes by Charles Bukowski

    Here is my entry for the "low budget booshman world ukulele contest"
    My video features a low budget invisible man (it is a costume contest after all)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmsT1K1FYvw

    Your costumeized responses should go to the original lowbudgetspiderman
    channel who has spared no expense on the prizes

    http://www.youtube.com/user/lowbudgetspiderman
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    I'm not sure I see any indication of a contest. Help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamWise View Post
    I'm not sure I see any indication of a contest. Help?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzO3sThN9q0

    in the info sidebar thingy just a bit of fun!

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    Wink Low budget Karate Grandad sings Kung fu international

    I decided to do another entry for the low budget spiderman
    contest. I used a very low budget scottish accent, and kept
    the video resolution to a minimum.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgxKJ0W2ieM

    For those of you how might have troubles with the accent
    I append the lyrics of the John Cooper Clarke poem here.


    Kung Fu International

    Outside the take-away, Saturday night
    a bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight
    He was no bigger than a two-penny fart
    he was a deft exponent of the martial art
    He gave me three warnings:
    Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes
    and kicked me in the nose
    A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
    My head went dead, I fell in the road

    I pleaded for mercy
    I wriggled on the ground
    he kicked me in the balls
    and said something profound
    Gave my face the millimetre tread
    Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

    Through rivers of blood and splintered bones
    I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
    pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile
    and with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial

    I couldnt get an ambulance
    the phone was screwed
    The receiver fell in half
    it had been kung fud

    A black belt karate cop opened up the door
    demanding information about the stiff on the floor
    he looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
    he said Whats all this then
    ah so, ah so, ah so.
    he wore a bamboo mask
    he was genned on zen
    He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

    Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee
    Im a shadow of the person that I used to be
    I cant go back to Salford
    the cops have got me marked
    Enter the Dragon
    Exit Johnny Clarke
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    Quote Originally Posted by wee_ginga_yin View Post
    I decided to do another entry for the low budget spiderman
    contest. I used a very low budget scottish accent, and kept
    the video resolution to a minimum.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgxKJ0W2ieM

    For those of you how might have troubles with the accent
    I append the lyrics of the John Cooper Clarke poem here.


    Kung Fu International

    Outside the take-away, Saturday night
    a bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight
    He was no bigger than a two-penny fart
    he was a deft exponent of the martial art
    He gave me three warnings:
    Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes
    and kicked me in the nose
    A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
    My head went dead, I fell in the road

    I pleaded for mercy
    I wriggled on the ground
    he kicked me in the balls
    and said something profound
    Gave my face the millimetre tread
    Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

    Through rivers of blood and splintered bones
    I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
    pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile
    and with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial

    I couldnt get an ambulance
    the phone was screwed
    The receiver fell in half
    it had been kung fud

    A black belt karate cop opened up the door
    demanding information about the stiff on the floor
    he looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
    he said Whats all this then
    ah so, ah so, ah so.
    he wore a bamboo mask
    he was genned on zen
    He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

    Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee
    Im a shadow of the person that I used to be
    I cant go back to Salford
    the cops have got me marked
    Enter the Dragon
    Exit Johnny Clarke
    This was too funny! Commented over on YouTube also.

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