pdxuke
Well-known member
You can't fit all the ukes you own in your signature line.
(Take it away, boys and girls. Next?)
(Take it away, boys and girls. Next?)
WARNING: KILLJOYS AND CYNICISM AHEAD (unless you like those kind of jokes)
... the money can be used to pay off your debt or put into savings/retirement, but you buy it anyway.
... you try to separate your needs from your wants, but another ukulele is listed as a need.
... you think your spouse is the problem.
... Haiti and Chile can wait.
You know you have UAS when...
A fellow UUer posts a message asking about an online ukulele shop.
You open the post cause your familiar with the store but instead of responding and helping the guy out you go to the online store and buy another ukulele.
That is a good one.
You skip eating out to fund your next uke purchase.
Is it wrong I LOLed at the last one?
When you have to navigate around the tall cardboard boxes stacked in your cube, 'cause you haven't told your wife you bought a bunch of new ukes!
you know you have uas when...
A fellow uuer posts a message asking about an online ukulele shop.
You open the post cause your familiar with the store but instead of responding and helping the guy out you go to the online store and buy another ukulele.
When you daily surf eBay and Craigslist for 'ukulele deals even when you have no money to buy a new 'ukulele.