You know you have UAS when...

When you order a uke from your favorite dealer and he sends you an extra one as a thank you.
 
Is it UAS when I spend the price of a new Beansprout banjo uke to have the old banjo uke I have owned since the '60s fixed up??

How about when I arrange to have a music instrument factory in Guangdong, China ship a ukulele to my hotel room in Shanghai while I am there on vacation next month??
 
When you try to convince your fiancé that you want your honeymoon to be a cruise to Hawaii but he realizes it's just a ploy to buy a sweet k brand ukulele that has the wood grain you've been dreaming about...
 
...any non-ukulele purchase sets off the fraudulent activity monitors at your credit card company's headquarters
 
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