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    Default Farting Dogs and Ukuleles

    I've got them both. One clears my sinus and the other cleanses my soul.

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    Interesting topic of discussion.

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    Depending on how talented you and your dog are, you can even play a farting dog..
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    I fed my dog chili last night... that was a bad idea.
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    Best Thread Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AC Baltimore View Post
    I fed my dog chili last night... that was a bad idea.
    Safety tip of the day... "Don't do that..."
    Mahalo Ke Akua
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    Ohana SK-35 a.k.a. "IZ"
    Ohana SK-21 a.k.a. "Ku'u poki'i <Kapookie>"
    Lanikai LU-21 a.k.a. "Cinderella"
    Epiphone Les Paul Concert Uke "Lil' Lester"
    Harmony Banjo Uke a.k.a. "Bango"
    Gibson Les Paul a.k.a. "Hobo Ted"
    Epiphone Les Paul Studio a.k.a. "Barnabas"
    Epiphone Les Paul a.k.a. "Blaze"
    Gretsch Tenor Banjo a.k.a. "Jed"
    Supertone 406, 5 string Banjo a.k.a. "GrandPa Jones"
    Fernendes Telecaster "Suemeh"

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    My cats fart occasionally and it is certainly an interesting experience. xD I usually have to evacuate, I don't think I'd leave my uke to suffer in their, either.
    LOL, hilarious thread!
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    I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

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    My new little Boston Mack II can art you right out o the mood or a good Ukulele session. Phew!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsme View Post
    I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.
    You are fortunate. Not many people can honestly say that they have ever heard, or even smelt a bird fart.. And it might be warped, and I ask the Lords forgiveness for my warpness, but, a bird farting, then dropping off the perch dead is just funny. I don't care who ya are. That just sounds like some classic Monte Python stuff there.. . lol
    Mahalo Ke Akua
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    Ohana SK-35 a.k.a. "IZ"
    Ohana SK-21 a.k.a. "Ku'u poki'i <Kapookie>"
    Lanikai LU-21 a.k.a. "Cinderella"
    Epiphone Les Paul Concert Uke "Lil' Lester"
    Harmony Banjo Uke a.k.a. "Bango"
    Gibson Les Paul a.k.a. "Hobo Ted"
    Epiphone Les Paul Studio a.k.a. "Barnabas"
    Epiphone Les Paul a.k.a. "Blaze"
    Gretsch Tenor Banjo a.k.a. "Jed"
    Supertone 406, 5 string Banjo a.k.a. "GrandPa Jones"
    Fernendes Telecaster "Suemeh"

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