I went to a Michael Moore show a few years back, and one of the things he did was to ask for a volunteer from the audience who was Canadian, and one from the US, and brought them both up on stage. He asked the Canadian, "who is the president of the US, how many states are there, and what is the capital?" Of course, the Canadian got three out of three. He then asked the guy from the states, "who is the prime minister of Canada, how many provinces are there, and what is the capital of Canada?" You guessed it, zero for three! I felt pretty smug at the time because I would have been two for three, but I still don't know off the top of my head (or any other part) how many provinces there are.