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    Default The Pope, Roy Smeck and George Formby walk into a bar...

    Finish the joke, need a laugh today.

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    The Pope , Roy Smeck and George Formby walk into a bar and sit down next to a horse. The bartender comes over and says to the horse , " Hey ,...why the long face ? "

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    Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

    Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

    George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"

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    Good one, eugene!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugene ukulele View Post
    Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

    Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

    George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"

    I can't see that being topped. Great chuckle this morning.
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    My day has been made, thanks Eugene

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    I guess I'm the only one here with a sense of humor.

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    Pukulele I definitely got a good laugh out of a spin on an oldie

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    You'd think the pope would have warned the other two...
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    So, Roy Smeck and George Formby I know of, who's this Pope fella - what kind of ukulele did he play...
    I'm not entirely convinced that it is possible to polish a turd. However, if one were to accomplish that feat one would still have a turd, and one all the more noticeable for being shiny.

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