1931jim
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I was a Private 1st class so I didn't want to venture into the General section. This is where all the knowledge is I can see.
Never been here before.
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Freeda
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Punnery is welcome here, as are you. 
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1931jim
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Hello vanflynn,
""What type of Uke do you have? "" I have a Kent baritone and an Empire concert. Plus a couple of customs I converted in the 60's from suitable 17 inch scale instruments which were a guitar and tenor banjoele.
Hello Freeda,
Thank you for the welcome to the fold.
Regards
1931jim
""What type of Uke do you have? "" I have a Kent baritone and an Empire concert. Plus a couple of customs I converted in the 60's from suitable 17 inch scale instruments which were a guitar and tenor banjoele.
Hello Freeda,
Thank you for the welcome to the fold.
Regards
1931jim
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hey Jim, welcome to the place where the straight jackets are off and all the dogs are off the leash. WOOF!!!
ukunuke
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YO JIM:
Keep that up and you'll be our leader!
Nice to hear from you
Keep that up and you'll be our leader!
Nice to hear from you
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1931jim
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April 1st. Time to make a fool of myself.
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1931jim
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YO JIM:
Keep that up and you'll be our leader!
Nice to hear from you
My granny told me to be a leader I would have to learn to talk all day and say nothing.
The straight jackets may be off, but the straight lines are plentiful.
Or so my one-legged friend Eileen told me...
-Kurt
Gwynedd
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Well, we'll salute you just the same. Hello!
ichadwick
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Snarf. Good pun... if you like corporal punishment...
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1931jim
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I got a lot of salute practice Gwynedd being at the bottom.
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1931jim
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Having only one leg and being a straight man must be tough. HaHa!
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1931jim
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Good one Ian.
It's worse. I asked her what her orientation was, and she said "Diagonal".
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1931jim
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Kurt I want you to level with me. HeHe!!
The puns weigh on me. While most do heavily, theodolite.
Or, I guess, SohCahToa.
Either way Jim, Sic Transit. (Although an aspirin would probably help....)
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1931jim
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Good morning Kurt.
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.
Illegitamus Carborundum
Regards
Jim
PS: I had to look up SohCahToa......
Some old hippie Caught another hippie Tripping on acid.
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.
Illegitamus Carborundum
Regards
Jim
PS: I had to look up SohCahToa......
Some old hippie Caught another hippie Tripping on acid.
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1931jim
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Kurt getting back to my algebra and SohCahToa and my trig days reminds me of this old joke.....
Johnny comes home from school and granny says
"Well what did you learn today"
"I learned the formula for the area of a circle Pi R Square"
"You go back tomorrow and tell that teacher that Pi are round and cake are square"
Johnny comes home from school and granny says
"Well what did you learn today"
"I learned the formula for the area of a circle Pi R Square"
"You go back tomorrow and tell that teacher that Pi are round and cake are square"
Little Jimmy was horrible at math. No matter what his parents tried, he just didn't get it.
They got books, They got videos, They hired tutors. Nothing worked.
Frustrated, Jimmy's parents decided, as a last resort, to enroll him in the local parochial school, even though they were of a different faith. Possibly, they thought, the teachers there night have an effect.
After his first day of school, Jimmy came home, went straight to his room, and started doing homework. Other than a break for dinner, he did nothing but homework from 4 pm until 10 pm, and then again for an hour before school in the morning. Nothing else occupied his time.
His parents were curious, but didn't say anything. They simply watched, and waited.
When the report cards came out, Jimmy's parents were astounded. He did well in every subject, but had an "A" in math! They had never conceived of this being possible.
During dinner, his mother finally asked him about everything, and especially wondered what had turned his math work around so much, and so quickly. Jimmy paused, and said solemnly, "Well, when I got there, I knew that they meant business. I mean, the first thing you see when you walk in the door is a guy nailed to a plus sign..."
They got books, They got videos, They hired tutors. Nothing worked.
Frustrated, Jimmy's parents decided, as a last resort, to enroll him in the local parochial school, even though they were of a different faith. Possibly, they thought, the teachers there night have an effect.
After his first day of school, Jimmy came home, went straight to his room, and started doing homework. Other than a break for dinner, he did nothing but homework from 4 pm until 10 pm, and then again for an hour before school in the morning. Nothing else occupied his time.
His parents were curious, but didn't say anything. They simply watched, and waited.
When the report cards came out, Jimmy's parents were astounded. He did well in every subject, but had an "A" in math! They had never conceived of this being possible.
During dinner, his mother finally asked him about everything, and especially wondered what had turned his math work around so much, and so quickly. Jimmy paused, and said solemnly, "Well, when I got there, I knew that they meant business. I mean, the first thing you see when you walk in the door is a guy nailed to a plus sign..."
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