What's your gripe against Sailor Jim?
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UKISOCIETY
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He's jacked up but ain't hip to it.
23skidoo
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He's always all up in my kool-aid and don't even know what flavor it is.....
Pukulele Pete
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He flanked my snagle .
bunnyflower
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I don't grok his doublespeak.
Gmoney
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Freeda
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He's all hopped up on the shine.
gitarzan
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He spends too much time on the poop deck.
DeG
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Who the heck is Sailor Jim??
GinnyT11
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He's the photo image of the owner's dad here: http://www.ukerepublic.com/
They're really talking about that no-good, no 'count Georgia varmint who wears Hawaiian shirts and sells the teeny guitars.
chindog
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He remembers my name. My real name. I'm worried what he might do with that information.
I want almost every uke in his store. Almost.
rocko
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His mouth keeps writing checks that his nunchucks skills cannot cash.
peewee
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I hate when he drives 55 in the carpool lane
Newportlocal
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He stole my girl. Never trust a sailor. That rascal. Rogered at the rail and never seen again. He is a pirate I tell you.
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gitarzan
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He borrowed my green lame' bodysuit with the asteroid belt buckle and ripped out the crotch doing splits.
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Captain_Lovehandles
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Sailor Jim needs to get off the field at the Super Dome, 'cause he is no saint!
He goes around gobsmacking otherwise normal people on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
