Sporin
Well-known member
I have a friend who left a banjo in the car while grocery shopping.
When he came out, a rear window was shattered and there were 5 banjos on the back seat.
HAH!! that made me laugh out loud, well done.
Here in New England the joke is always not to leave your car unlocked downtown or you'll come back and find a box of zucchinis in it. (they grow like crazy and people always have more then they can use and are trying to give them away).