- Jul 25, 2022
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- Canton, GA
I’ve seen folks pour ketchup on an otherwise beautiful plate of scrambled eggs and had to look away to suppress the gag reflex.I haven't been playing too much lately as I have been acclimating to the CPAP nose-device that I am required to use by my new job. So I have been working and sleeping.
I have been zoning out with a rather pedestrian blues progression of Em, Am7, B7sus4 with some chromatic fills between the chords. Over the chords I was playing some pentatonics and a few modes. My goal was to not stay within my scale patterns but to move around the fretboard. It has been somewhat successful.
My wife told me that Heinz is going to merchandise a blend of ketchup and ranch dressing...or 1001 Island dressing as I called it. I just shook my head and said "What a world."
I have never had a bottle of either in my house due to philosophical (classist) reasons and because I don't eat food upon which you would slather goop.
I suppose the only condiments I have in the house are my homemade curry mustard, Worchestershire sauce, and Bunster's hot sauce. That isn't to say that I am Spartan (even though I do enjoy bucolic poetry which employs a lot of Doric dialect); I just create flavor during the cooking process with garam marsala, bakharat, zaatar, tarragon, red chile and tomatillo suspensions, and green chile chunks.