I am so glad Joo chose this theme, because it gives me the chance to get to know the songs of Mr Sexsmith (terrible surname). That chance would be denied me if there weren't so many seasonistas covering Mr S's songs, since I cant stand more than thirty seconds of any original I have ever heard by the man himself. So, Joo and I often coincide in our tastes, but this week's theme is proof we are not two peas in a pod.
Here is a poem I wrote for this week. Am I alone in this opinion here?
Ron Sexsmith Cannot Sing
Ron Sexsmith cannot sing
I don't know who told him he could
But I'd be the first to admit
That most of his songs are good
No, it's something about the way he sings
Something about that voice
Yes, listening to Ron Sexsmith
Would never be my choice
It might be an acquired taste
One I'm not willing to acquire
One thing I know for certain
He'd be thrown out of our choir
I know it might be me
But I can't stand his off key vibrato
His scansion makes me want to
Hit him with a tomato
Millions buy his songs
So I guess I must be mistaken
I have tried a hundred times
But my opinion remains unshaken
He has fine songs of woe
Well crafted songs of lovers
But the only way I'll hear them
Will be on an album of covers
Yet, listen to the man himself?
Well, frankly, here's the sting
When I hear those off key notes I cry
Ron Sexsmith cannot sing!