Today's Chuckle

My hot water bottle has a soft polyester 'fleece' cover. Does that qualify? In these cold months, I snuggle with 'my hottie' every night.
I think officially it has to have a face, LOL.

I'd prefer a real snuggle but not blessed there. This has me thinking about a Teddy Bear ...... 🙂
 
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the cat out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
 
Though this is hilarious, social media prominence is far worse than being rich in Monopoly money. At least in Monopoly you have toy (but tangible) paper money you can stack, die you can roll, green houses, bright red hotels, and a banker who looks just like Charlie Ruggles (the rich dad in my favorite Christmas movie, “It Happened On 5th Avenue”) but is arguably supposed to be JP Morgan.
 
Though this is hilarious, social media prominence is far worse than being rich in Monopoly money. At least in Monopoly you have toy (but tangible) paper money you can stack, die you can roll, green houses, bright red hotels, and a banker who looks just like Charlie Ruggles (the rich dad in my favorite Christmas movie, “It Happened On 5th Avenue”) but is arguably supposed to be JP Morgan.
Right you are! And in Monopoly nobody gets canceled.
 
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a tiger in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that tiger?" He exclaimed, "Take that tiger to the zoo!"
"I will" said the man, "sorry for the bother."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the tiger again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that tiger to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
 
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