UkuleleBlake
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What is the Range of a Tenor Ukulele?
-about 20-30 feet depending on the wind...
What is the diffrence Between a Banjo and a Ukulele?
-it takes half as long to burn a ukulele...
What do you call a ukulele player who broke up with his girlfriend?
-Homeless...
What is the diffrence between a Ukulele player, and a Savings bond?
-a savings bond will eventually mature and make money...
What is the diffrence between a ukulele and an onion?
-nobody cries when you cut up a ukulele...
How many ukulele players does it take to change a lightbulb?
-five, one to actually do it and four to say how much better Jake Shimabukuro would have done it
and i am done... hopefully someone laughed...
Bassukuguy
Those were hilarious. I'm still trying to think of some. I died at:
What do you call a ukulele player who broke up with his girlfriend?
-Homeless...
Hahaha.