Sorry I absolutely must brag and gush

[Voran]

I've piled on even more weight, and it mostly seems to be muscle. I don't know how much, I don't have access to scales right now. All I know is my favorite red skirt used to be too big and now it's squeezing my lower lat muscles to death and I'm gonna have to let out the elastic. I think I'm getting on for 140 lbs right now. I'm absolutely delighted with myself. I always wanted that roided Vasquez from Aliens aesthetic.

 

[chris667]

Congratulations!

 

[Voran]

I'll get pictures soon. And more protein powder. Honestly I'd love to be 150 or 160 lbs. Could go for some pink dye a la Zarya from Overwatch too.

 

[plunker]

Congrats, but if you need weight, I'll donate. Free!

 

[Voran]

Congrats, but if you need weight, I'll donate. Free!

Why not, throw me another 20 lbs.

I don't exactly need it, I'm a little on the heavy side for my height right now, but I always yearned to look like Vasquez from Aliens.

I feel slightly silly when I read over my old scifi I used to write in my spare time. My fictional women were always towering, steroidal tanks with absurd superpowers. But why not? Better than Gilead or those horrible abominable vomit-inducing tleilaxu nutcases from Dune.

 

[Voran]

Here we are...this is what I look like right now after spending much of quarantine pumping iron and drinking far too many mugs of hot chocolate with large globs of goats' butter mixed in.

 

[Nickie]

You can have 15 pounds off me right now!

 

[Ukecaster]

I told my doctor I wanted to lose 15 pounds of ugly fat. She told me to cut off my head.