You'll see why I put this in as my #2 entry. The kids love it. Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown", a song by Jim Croce.
Mine is "Bad, Bad, Coon Named Scrounge".
Lyrics:
Coon Named Scrounge
On, the south side of Forest
lives the baddest raccoon around
And if you go down there you just better beware
of a coon who's name is Scrounge.
Now, Scrounge he's so onry,
you see, he stands about 3 foot tall
All the mama's call him the “Midnight Bandit,”
all the Dad's just call him “Cur!”
CHORUS
Well he’s a bad, bad coon named Scrounge,
baddest coon in the whole darned town
He's badder than a Wolverine,
meaner than the monsters in your dreams.
Now Scrounge, he’s a rambler,
and he likes your garbage can
And he likes to behave like a bratty child
chewin' holes in the attic fan.
Well, he wears a fantom mask,
He's got stripes like a lemur too.
He's only just begun to make a mess here son,
He just put poo poo in your shoe.
CHORUS
Well Friday, ‘bout a week ago,
He sniffed a scent that did entice,
He went into the tent of a girl named Doris,
and ooo, that girl smelled nice!
Well, he crawled into her lap,
Then she pet him like a cat, but
Ol’ Scrounge learned his lesson ‘bout messin’
around with a tent full of girls like that.
CHORUS
Well, all the young girls were frightened,
When they saw it weren't a kitty cat
Oh, they shrieked so loud,
and then they all passed out
and they squashed that raccoon flat.
Well he was a bad, bad coon named Scrounge,
baddest coon in the whole darned town
He's was badder than a Wolverine,
meaner than the monsters in your dreams.
He's was badder than a Wolverine,
meaner than the monsters in your dreams.