No Respect! : )

[Jerryc41]

A fellow uke player sent me this. Nasty!

 

[Ukecaster]

Reminds me of that joke: when asked what my superpower is, I say that whenever I play my ukulele, I can make audiences disappear!

 

[Mike $]

A man left his banjo in the car and forgot to lock the doors. Realizing his mistake, he races back to his car to find two more banjos.

 

[Voran]

Wish I could actually weaponize a uke.

 

[Knows Picker]

Reverend Peyton has a nice shotgun guitar.

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Very, very 'Merica right here...

 

[Gary52]

Wish I could actually weaponize a uke.

How about a flamethrower?

 

[peanuts56]

A fellow uke player sent me this. Nasty!

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Heard that one before except it's an accordion! Bagpipes would fit as well.

 

[bbkobabe]

 

[fowl]

I have not found a uke in anybodies trash , but have found guitars.