what is YOUR favorite excuse?

[Plainsong]

I'd complain. I'm the one who should get the ukulele!

 

[lovemissheather]

So if your spouse also plays the uke...damn...just think.. not only would you have twice as many (because you could play each others) but if you want a new one, you just have to buy one for each of you....you wouldnt be able to get in the front door for tripping over all of the ukes......you could literally take off your clothes and role around in 'em.......ok....take a deep breath....

i hope to god i fall in love with a uke lover. how great would it be to come home to that. bahahaha.

I'd complain. I'm the one who should get the ukulele!

that's why if both play, both need the uke! but heck, two people with UAS wouldn't even have this issue in the beginning. amirite or amirite?

 

[Howlin Hobbit]

i just want a little cheapy wedding ring.
maybe one with a tiny little seashell instead of a diamond.

hows about them apples.

Wow. I could afford that.

So... how do you feel about short, fat, old, balding dudes?

(Hell. Can't hurt to ask. I've been shot down in flames before. Lots of times.)



Errr... come to think about it...

 

[salukulady]

Heather, think about Hobbits proposal........think about all the ukes he has that you'd get to play...........

 

[deach]

....you could literally take off your clothes and role around in 'em.......ok....take a deep breath....

I did that once. It took 30 minutes to remove the soprano that got stuck in a certain area. ....never again....

 

[lovemissheather]

Heather, think about Hobbits proposal........think about all the ukes he has that you'd get to play...........

*ponders in complete ectasy*


hmmm

 

[tad]

So... how do you feel about short, fat, old, balding dudes?

Hobbit-- you're stealing my best pickup line!

 

[salukulady]

Hey boys, there's nothing sexier than a musician with a sense of humor......

 

[mctrmt]

So if your spouse also plays the uke...damn...just think.. not only would you have twice as many (because you could play each others) but if you want a new one, you just have to buy one for each of you....you wouldnt be able to get in the front door for tripping over all of the ukes......you could literally take off your clothes and role around in 'em.......ok....take a deep breath....

lol! Welcome to my world (well except for the rolling around- we try to keep them tidy). Actually, we don't have the UAS that bad- so far we only have 9 ukes between the two of us. I think that's pretty good. In fact, that hardly counts as UAS at all, does it?

 

[lovemissheather]

lol! Welcome to my world (well except for the rolling around- we try to keep them tidy). Actually, we don't have the UAS that bad- so far we only have 9 ukes between the two of us. I think that's pretty good. In fact, that hardly counts as UAS at all, does it?

eh, close enough at close to five a piece. not too bad i think you guys will get more eventually, though. you can never have too many ukes!

 

[Boozelele]

Actually, we don't have the UAS that bad- so far we only have 9 ukes between the two of us. I think that's pretty good. In fact, that hardly counts as UAS at all, does it?

Nine? that doesn't divide evenly does it? Somebody is short one uke......

 

[salukulady]

Nine? that doesn't divide evenly does it? Somebody is short one uke......

someone gets the short end of the fret board......

 

[thejumpingflea]

My excuse is it is better then crack.

Although it may be equally addictive...

 

[lovemissheather]

My excuse is it is better then crack.

Although it may be equally addictive...

i have never tried crack or any other substance of the sort, but with the high i get from playing ukulele.. i'd have to agree.

 

[salukulady]

i have never tried crack or any other substance of the sort, but with the high i get from playing ukulele.. i'd have to agree.

Ukuleles are almost as good as RUM....and they even are better together!

 

[deach]

#35 - always wanted one of those old cheap Japanese ukuleles. Yes, my name is deach. I have UAS. It's been 4 minutes since my last purchase....

 

[lovemissheather]

#35 - always wanted one of those old cheap Japanese ukuleles. Yes, my name is deach. I have UAS. It's been 4 minutes since my last purchase....

hahaha ebay?

 

[UkuleleBlake]

For adding ukes, I just say
"This is for an alternate tuning."

 

[MGM]

I've got the great excuse for your all....How about... I just wanted to buy the most expensive ukulele ever sold on Ebay....LoL

see listing:330250505543

By the way i sold his "Elia" Dangelico ukulele two years ago for 26,500 buy it now in 30 minutes so hurry and bid....please i dont own a car and need one badly....really.......cross my heart....

Oh yeah... you must be sane and in right mind to bid so you need to answer these correctly first and get then all right or i will reject your bid

Test for Dementia

B elow are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
i think you could be in first position

You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
..Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono....................................... What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?






He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

 

[deach]

....
Test for Dementia
....

I must be demented, I got all 5 correct.

like I needed a test....